Katy Perry shared her idea for a new video! We’ve never seen anything like this before
Perry’s solo return is an outmoded attempt to write a feminist anthem about how women may truly have it all. Every time I listened to this song, I felt stupider.Hey, women! I don’t know about you, but when I woke up this morning,
I felt different. Changed. Possesses an ineffable life force. A long-suppressed desire for ultimate world dominance suddenly arose. It was scary, but I knew
I could do whatever I wanted with this feeling, like buy stuff, reveal my hidden complexities, succeed in business, or even become a seltzer/shoe/apple cider vinegar mogul.
I felt like the powerful dynamic female lead character in a movie about my own life. What was that intoxicating sensation? As I watched Katy Perry’s new video while cleaning my teeth — hey, I value dental wellness and looking nice solely for myself,
I thought, sassily waggling my index finger in the somewhat smeared mirror — I realized what had happened. I had just been empowered, baby!
Perry’s clubby missile of a new single, Woman’s World, confirmed to me that, yes, it is a woman’s world — and you are fortunate to be living in it.
